How does that make you feel?

kso, this is a game inspired by Dr.Phil.

The rules are pretty simple. Instead of explaining I'll show an example because I'm that cool.

User 1: Apples.
User 2: Apples make me feel like I'm a giant because they look like little homes. Pens.
User 1: Pens make me feel like an octopus because it has ink in it. Goats.
User 2: Goats make me feel...

and so on.

But if you didn't get that then pretty much the first user will post a word, and then the next user will tell them how it makes them feel, but it has to be an odd/ridiculous reason. Then that user will post a word and so on...

kso I start.

Monster Energy Drink.

Monster Energy Drink, makes me feel... Like some evil creature who needs the energy to rampage a town.

Ink Blots

Ink blots make me feel like a cruel person because I probably just waisted precious ink.

Snails.

Snails make me feel all warm and fuzzy inside, because no matter how many times you jab them in the eye, they keep coming back.

Shoes.

Shoes make me feel normal because normal people wear shoes daily.

Walls.
Coughs.

Walls make me feel like going to Wal*Mart, cos they sell walls there. :herpderp:

Ostrich.

Ostriches make me feel like trying to lay an egg because they lay big ass eggs lmfao.

Bread.
Coughs again.

Bread makes me feel hungry, cos I haven't eaten breakfast yet.

Candles.

Candles make me feel high because they look like ghosts when they're lit.

Frying pan.

Frying pan makes me feel hungry because you can fry eggs on it and did I mention I haven't eaten breakfast yet.

Pants.

Pants make me feel confident because them I'm not showing too much skin like other sluts.

Breakfast.

Breakfast makes me feel hungry 8| Cos we have no food in the house

Doodles.

Doodles make me feel funny because it's a funny word, just like thong.

Screech.

Screech makes me feel scared outta my wits cos it's an ugly banshee woman.

Thong.

Makes me feel uncomfortable and like a whore 'cause it's just begging for attention.

Walmart.

Makes me feel like covering my ears, cos it's Screaming Baby central.

Tomato.

Makes me feel like vomiting because I don't know if it's a fruit or vegetable.

Lamp.

Makes me feel lame cos I don't have a clapper.

Back Scratcher.

Makes me feel weird because you don't know who's back it scratched.

Car.

Car makes me feel like driving...

Pistachio.

Makes me feel like vomiting because I'm allergic.

Sneeze.

Bless you.

Tic Tacs.

Taste the rainbow.

Pillow.

Makes me feel sleepy.

Water jugs.

Makes me have to pee.
Toothpaiste.